a lonely girl looking for someone to listen

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument

just this week, 3 friends of mine got engaged.

this concerns me.

P90x pylometrics: I hate you so much. Especially you Dominic with your double time jumps. Dominic is “that guy” everyone hates at the gym. Total d-bag.

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

THEY’RE BABIES! <3

lol that's how I feel. They're all "25" and I stop and I'm like... what? There's a 2 in front of that 5?

ghost-of-saintjimmy

i know, right? i am like, I CAN ONLY DO ONE DIAMOND PUSHUP! WHY ARE YOU DOING 30???

i like how on P90x he’s like “what’s your goal?” and the dudes are like 35! 30! and the chick is like 20! i’m all here like 3!

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude

lickystickypickywe:

An X-ray of the Cosmopolitan.

thesoapboxschtick:

thefrogman:

Pixar Lamp Halloween costume.

[video] [moar Frogman GIFs]

AMAZZZZZZZZZING!!!!!!!!

I can really get myself into some messes.

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours